Our Cats Are Insane

I’m working at my desk when Laurence (our big, fluffy black cat) comes in and starts crying loudly behind my chair.

CAT: Come quick! Timmy fell down the well!

ME: We don’t have a well.

CAT: Come! It’s an emergency!!!

ME: Nor is there anyone here named Timmy.

CAT: Help! You have to come now!

ME: You can see the bottom of the cat food dish, can’t you?

CAT: ….

ME: Hmmn?

CAT: Fine. Yes.



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