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Pissed As A Fart

I’m not, actually, but I read that phrase recently and for some reason it struck me as very funny. It makes no sense. How could a fart be pissed? Why would someone think up the expression in the first place?

lol…pissed as a fart. I love it.

I can’t remember and can’t be arsed to look and see if I wrote about Kip’s xrays. Anyway, he has a fractured shoulder, with some small pieces of bone that will hopefully reabsorb into the body and not require surgery. Thank all the gods. The vet thinks that, barring another accident/infection/nerve damage, he should be sound after many months of stall rest. So, that’s good news. (I’m trying to look on the bright side.)

Phil and I both took a very needed day off today. It feels goooooood. We rented videos (School of Rock and another one, damn, what the hell is it? Sharon Stone, something spooky/suspenseful?) and will now have lamb and videos and get pissed as farts together. :)

Pissed. As pissed as farts can get.

7 thoughts on “Pissed As A Fart

  1. I’m so glad to hear that things are looking up for Kip, I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed for him. And if you don’t mind, make a fuss of him for me please.

  2. I’m so glad to hear that things are looking up for Kip, I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed for him. And if you don’t mind, make a fuss of him for me please.

  3. thank you for the perspective.

    I use pissed as a fart all the time and, because of that, don’t remember that it’s a deeply silly thing to enjoy saying.

  4. Thank you. He’s becoming very fat, actually, from all the treats everyone is giving him. He’ll be mugging small children soon and stealing their lunches. :)

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