Pissed As A Fart

I’m not, actually, but I read that phrase recently and for some reason it struck me as very funny. It makes no sense. How could a fart be pissed? Why would someone think up the expression in the first place?

lol…pissed as a fart. I love it.

I can’t remember and can’t be arsed to look and see if I wrote about Kip’s xrays. Anyway, he has a fractured shoulder, with some small pieces of bone that will hopefully reabsorb into the body and not require surgery. Thank all the gods. The vet thinks that, barring another accident/infection/nerve damage, he should be sound after many months of stall rest. So, that’s good news. (I’m trying to look on the bright side.)

Phil and I both took a very needed day off today. It feels goooooood. We rented videos (School of Rock and another one, damn, what the hell is it? Sharon Stone, something spooky/suspenseful?) and will now have lamb and videos and get pissed as farts together. :)

Pissed. As pissed as farts can get.



7 thoughts on “Pissed As A Fart”

  • I’m so glad to hear that things are looking up for Kip, I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed for him. And if you don’t mind, make a fuss of him for me please.

  • I’m so glad to hear that things are looking up for Kip, I’ll be keeping my fingers crossed for him. And if you don’t mind, make a fuss of him for me please.

  • thank you for the perspective.

    I use pissed as a fart all the time and, because of that, don’t remember that it’s a deeply silly thing to enjoy saying.

  • Thank you. He’s becoming very fat, actually, from all the treats everyone is giving him. He’ll be mugging small children soon and stealing their lunches. :)

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