Pissed As A Fart
I’m not, actually, but I read that phrase recently and for some reason it struck me as very funny. It makes no sense. How could a fart be pissed? Why would someone think up the expression in the first place?
lol…pissed as a fart. I love it.
I can’t remember and can’t be arsed to look and see if I wrote about Kip’s xrays. Anyway, he has a fractured shoulder, with some small pieces of bone that will hopefully reabsorb into the body and not require surgery. Thank all the gods. The vet thinks that, barring another accident/infection/nerve damage, he should be sound after many months of stall rest. So, that’s good news. (I’m trying to look on the bright side.)
Phil and I both took a very needed day off today. It feels goooooood. We rented videos (School of Rock and another one, damn, what the hell is it? Sharon Stone, something spooky/suspenseful?) and will now have lamb and videos and get pissed as farts together. :)
Pissed. As pissed as farts can get.